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e-Church Signs
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e-Church Signs is a listing of over 550 (and growing) quirky, pithy, amusing and thought-provoking Christian-based mini-statements, or e-signs, designed for church street signs, church notice boards, church bulletins, bumper stickers, e-mail signatures, etc.

Alphabetical Listing



    e-Church Signs – A to C

    24-hour lifeguard on duty (see John 3:16).
    A Bible in the hand is worth two in the bookcase.
    A Bible that is falling apart usually reveals an owner who isn't.
    Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.
    A family altar can alter a family.
    A good place for the "buck to stop" is at the collection plate.
    A holy person serves God passionately.
    A hypocrite is a person who's not himself on Sunday.
    A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
    All Christians have the same boss.
    All our seats come with a first-class service!
    All sore and weak from backsliding? Try pew sitting and knee bends.
    All that I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator in all that I have not seen.
    A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.
    A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.
    An early walk and talk with the Lord will last all day.
    Anyone can count the seeds in an apple – only God can count the apples in a seed!
    Anything that is impossible with man, is possible with God.
    A person who hungers for money will spiritually starve to death!
    April 1: National Atheists Day.
    A problem not worth praying about isn't worth worrying about.
    Are the rules you live by God commands, or man created?
    Are you a man with a plan, or a saint with a complaint?
    Are you lost? Come on in for directions!
    Are you lost? Follow me! I know the Creator.
    Are you still doubting the Love of God?
    As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school.
    Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan.
    A talent for the Lord will wither if not used.
    At the end of your rope? Look up!
    At the heart of sin is the letter "I".
    ATM inside – atonement, truth and mercy.
    A wise child hears his Father's instruction.
    A. S. A. P. – Always Say A Prayer!
    Be an organ donor – give your heart to Jesus!
    Be as good a person as your pet believes you are.
    Been misunderstood? Imagine how God feels...
    Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels...
    Before all else fails, read the manufacturer's instructions... the Bible!
    Be more concerned what God thinks about you than what people think about you.
    Be quiet enough to hear God's whisper.
    Be strong in the faith you have and more will be added.
    Be thankful for stumbles for they prevent falls.
    Better to face the truth now, than after death.
    Be ye fishers of men. You catch them, He will clean them.
    Before all else fails, read God's instruction manual.
    Before facing the challenges of the day, face the day with God.
    Begin to weave and God will give you the thread.
    Beginning of all things, explained in two words... "GOD created"
    Beware of the high cost of low living!
    Big Bang theory – God spoke and "Bang!" it happened.
    Breathe in God's spirit – exhale God's love.
    Brush your mind wth the Word of God and prevent truth decay.
    By perseverance the snail reached the ark.
    Can't follow the stars? Follow the One who made them.
    Cars aren't the only thing recalled by their maker.
    Children brought up in church are seldom brought up in court.
    Choices have consequences.
    Christ changed my life.
    Christ traded in the comfort of the manger for the cruelty of the cross.
    Christians are not perfect and innocent, but guilty and forgiven.
    Christians aren't perfect... They're forgiven!
    Christians have a better journey with a destination that's out of this world.
    Christians, like pianos, need frequent tuning!!!
    Christ's return is near – don't miss it for the world!
    Christ takes us as we are and makes us as we ought to be.
    Church parking – trespassers will be baptised!
    Church Shopping? We're Open Sundays.
    Church: Come to worship, leave to serve.
    Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
    Come and meet at my house before the game Sunday ...God
    Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.
    Come in and meet a Christian whose past was as dark as your present.
    Come in and pray today – beat the Christmas rush!
    Come in today and beat the Easter crowd.
    Communion Sunday – over a billion served!
    Conscience is God's built-in warning system.

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Some original e-Church Signs on this page are courtesy of Grantley Morris.

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    Last Updated: Tuesday, January 01, 2019